DARKODARKODARKODARKODARKO

But seriously, Darko has signed with the Boston Celtics, which means several hilarious possibilities are about to happen:

-The Celtics, who had no frontcourt depth whatsoever last season, now have an overcrowded bench with Jason Collins, Fab Melo, Jared Sullinger, and Darko to back up KG and Brandon Bass. And we can’t be anywhere near sure that those players on the same team is a good thing.

-Get excited for KG’s face the first time Darko gets called for two consecutive 3-second violations.

-Darko’s the only white Celtic, which is always fun.

-Think about all the personalities that exist in Boston now. Darko and Jeff Green’s broken confidences. Rajon Rondo. Kevin Garnett’s intensity. Jason Terry’s “This guy very easily could secretly be a psychopath” personality. Mickael Pietrus’s voice. No matter what the outcome this is gonna be a really fun team.

-Darko Milicic (2nd overall) is the highest draft pick of any Celtic. Let that sink in.

-And finally…….Bill Simmons Darko jokes will increase exponentially, which I am all for.